The Golden Knee Pads

For those who know the fastest way up the ladder isn’t hard work, it’s hard kneeling. This satirical tee features the legendary “Golden Knee Pads” — the tongue-in-cheek award for careerists who master the art of flattery and favoritism. Designed like a vintage merit badge, the oversized golden pads gleam with irony, framed by laurel wreaths and bold lettering that reads: Fast Track to Promotion. Perfect for office jokers, veterans of mandatory fun days, or anyone who recognizes that sometimes the corporate game is less about merit and more about the knees you’re willing to scuff.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!