"The Dependa"

This tongue-in-cheek shirt brings to life the legendary military mascot whispered about across every base: the Dependapotamus. Styled as a cartoon hippo with a larger-than-life appetite and personality, the design leans into barracks humor without needing a single word. Bold lines and playful exaggeration make it instantly recognizable to anyone who’s served, turning an inside joke into a wearable laugh. Perfect for service members and vets who appreciate the darker edge of military humor.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!