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Machine Dumber
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Lock and load… with crayons. The Machine Dumber T-Shirt is a hilarious twist on Marine Corps humor, featuring a parody design of a machine gunner feeding a belt of colorful crayons instead of bullets. With a smug grin and a melting crayon cigar, this shirt captures the legendary Marine inside joke perfectly.
Soft & comfortable unisex fit – everyday wear that feels as good as it looks.
Vibrant full-color print – crayons pop with humor and detail.
Premium quality cotton blend (via Printful, built to last).
Perfect gag gift – for Marines, veterans, or anyone who knows the crayon-eating joke.
Guaranteed laughs – whether at the gym, BBQ, or the barracks.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a morale booster. Celebrate the inside joke, rock your pride, and make everyone crack a smile with the Machine Dumber Tee.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Soft & comfortable unisex fit – everyday wear that feels as good as it looks.
Vibrant full-color print – crayons pop with humor and detail.
Premium quality cotton blend (via Printful, built to last).
Perfect gag gift – for Marines, veterans, or anyone who knows the crayon-eating joke.
Guaranteed laughs – whether at the gym, BBQ, or the barracks.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a morale booster. Celebrate the inside joke, rock your pride, and make everyone crack a smile with the Machine Dumber Tee.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
